英语幽默笑话

 Who Should be Given the Present? 礼物该给谁？

　　 A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?” he inquired. There was silence and then a chorus of voices: “You play with it, Daddy!”

一个有五个孩子的父亲带着一件玩具回到家里，把孩子们召集来问这件礼物应该给谁。“谁最听话，从不和妈妈顶嘴，让干什么就干什么？”他问道。
　大家都不吭声。过了一会儿，孩子们异口同声地说：“爸爸，您玩儿吧。”