The Bald Guy 秃头老先生

Once there was an old guy, who was growing old and starting to lose his hair. By the time he had gone completely bald, he decided to cover his bald head with a wig.

从前啊，有一个老先生（既然是老先生，年龄就不会小了），越来越老，头发就开始掉了（那个时候，老了才开始掉，现在的人啊，又累又忙，三十岁就开始掉喽）。终于啊，有一天他的头发全掉没了。于是他干脆去买了顶假发把秃头盖上（没办法，越老越爱俏啊）。

One day, he went out hunting with some friends. A strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. When his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.

有一天，他和几个朋友出去打猎（看来老先生还是身体不错的，秃头又怕啥呢？）。突然，刮起了大风，把他的假发吹得无影无踪（假的就是假的啊，要是真的头发给吹走了才成新闻呢）。朋友们看到此情此景，乐得不行，笑个不停（给朋友们带来了欢笑，秃头又何妨？）。

The bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the other men. He said to his friends, “How can I expect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won’t stay there?”

秃头老先生也开始大笑，笑容和其他人一样灿烂，笑声和其他人一样响亮（假发丢了，秃头遮盖不住，又要花钱买，秃头老先生怎么乐得起来？）他对朋友们说：“我的真发都急慌慌地要离开我，我的假发又怎么会愿意呆在我的头上呢？”（多么可爱的秃头老先生啊！相信他老人家一定敢顶着秃头自豪地到处走了。你们喜欢不喜欢他啊？）