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 英语笑话：幸运的母亲 | One evening, she was giving her small daughter her tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some ja(12/31/2007 11:37:59,632) [查看全文] | | 英语笑话：我丈夫刚进来 | The couple seated in a restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table, their waiter suddenly rushed over.
"Mada(12/27/2007 00:20:45,2489) [查看全文] | | 英语笑话:安眠药 | Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills,(12/20/2007 22:58:58,417) [查看全文] | | 英语笑话:会说话的钟 | While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "(12/12/2007 23:56:21,684) [查看全文] | | 英语笑话:上帝的小孩 | A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!" The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, "Who is you(12/05/2007 23:03:39,847) [查看全文] | | 英语笑话:天堂棒球赛 | There were two friends who were both big fans of American baseball for their entire lives. They always talked and would discuss anything that concerned baseball. They went to every baseball game possible, year-round, and they said to each other th(12/05/2007 22:57:40,1156) [查看全文] | | 父亲在哪儿？ | Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Y(11/26/2007 10:31:25,978) [查看全文] | | Whose Son Is the Greatest | The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."
The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he(11/25/2007 00:50:11,488) [查看全文] | | Quick Service | A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."
"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said.
"When will they be ready?" the man asked.
(11/25/2007 00:49:07,267) [查看全文] | | a holiday from school | Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.
If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold.
If he had a headache, he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours.(11/25/2007 00:48:33,406) [查看全文] | | 英语幽默:Hunting Skills | Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"
"How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.
"Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out(11/25/2007 00:47:31,365) [查看全文] | | Psychiatrist | Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cu(11/25/2007 00:45:11,99) [查看全文] | | 英语幽默:American Soldier | An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked(11/25/2007 00:43:48,1458) [查看全文] | | Turn Around | A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."
(11/25/2007 00:41:30,183) [查看全文] | | 世界上最好的售货员 | Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay."
" I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything.(11/22/2007 00:24:21,704) [查看全文] |
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