 英文笑话:送给女友的礼物 |
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
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| The poor husband |
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.(10/21/2007 13:02:05,970) [查看全文] |
| Do you think it's the light that's attracting them? |
Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor? (10/21/2007 12:57:34,414) [查看全文] |
| 林肯过生日 |
Teacher: What great event happened in 18(10/18/2007 14:06:31,863) [查看全文] |
| 相亲 |
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave. When he returned to the tab(10/18/2007 14:05:13,552) [查看全文] |
| 上帝的拼字游戏 |
There was a little girl who was praying in her bedroom. When her grandfather passed by, he tried to listen while she was praying. But all he heard was "A, B, C, D, E, F..." through the whole alphabet. The girl recited it over and over again so the gr(10/18/2007 14:04:54,594) [查看全文] |
| 老谋深算 |
There was a 75-year-old multi-millionaire who had just married a beautiful 18-year-old blond girl. So his friends asked him, "How did you manag(10/18/2007 14:04:32,428) [查看全文] |
| 导盲犬帮我看 |
A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.
The man walks to the middle of the store, p(10/18/2007 14:03:36,364) [查看全文] |
| 吝啬鬼的聚会 |
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| 英语笑话：一切都正常 |
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| 英语笑话:Tow Buckets of Fish |
A man was recently stopped by a game warden in Northen Minnesota.
The fellow, carrying two buckets of fi(10/11/2007 17:47:57,478) [查看全文] |
| 英语笑话:Pee In the Boat |
Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could (10/11/2007 17:47:33,306) [查看全文] |
| 英语笑话:Passing Football |
A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said, "Hell yeah, get a load of this!"
And with that, he kno(10/11/2007 17:46:58,341) [查看全文] |
| 英语笑话:Empty Seat |
A man had a great seat for the World Cup final.
As he sits down, he notices that there is a vacant seat between him and the next guy. He asks the guy if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No", he(10/11/2007 17:45:51,485) [查看全文] |
| 英语笑话:I've let You Down |
It is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're hav(10/11/2007 17:45:19,364) [查看全文] |
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